Final decision disposing of cremated remains of a terrible person.

[Allsmiles]

Pepper shakers at Krystal.

 

[Freshly Minted Georgian!]

Feed the ashes to @FatAlbert 's octopus?

??????

 

[Granite3]

Just had a funeral Saturday. My Aunt's ashes were placed on top of her mothers vault /coffin, top of the urn is about a foot under the turf.

 

[EugenFJR]

2nd vote for the blue waters of a Porta potty. Then throw the urn in the trash.

 

[WyldeDime]

Do you have a cat? Do you know someone that has a cat?

Use the ashes for kitty litter, then feed the cat lots of wet cat food.

 

[WyldeDime]

Break into Hairy Honcho's butt plug factory and dump his ashes into the rubber vat. There it will mix with the rubber that will be used to mold butt plugs for men. He can spend eternity being run in and out of strange men's assholes.

 

[atljetmech]

Sorry to hear about your fathers passing.
This should be a multifaceted disposal process of the worst and most degrading ways imaginable but I would start by having a nice big steak (followed by a warm and wilted salad) so you can **** on the ashes as you flush the first sample away....

 

[jaxyaks]

Sell em on Ebay and buy some new guns with the proceeds

 

[Rusty Shakleford]

Break into Hairy Honcho's butt plug factory and dump his ashes into the rubber vat. There it will mix with the rubber that will be used to mold butt plugs for men. He can spend eternity being run in and out of strange men's assholes. are different butt plugs for men and women?

Wait, there are different butt plugs for men and women?

 

[Boot71]

Wait, there are different butt plugs for men and women?

This thread is shaking out to be a multi faceted source of new information!