Funny thing you say when...

[Joker82]

Goin to drop the kids off at the pool...........

 

[dtbeck]

I have to baptize a baby ruth!

 

[dtbeck]

Someone just took a dump in the White House and it's talking about Syria right now!

 

[Jero77]

I'm about 6cm dilated

 

[sinac84]

I'm about 6cm dilated

Lol. That's funny

 

[Trailrider]

Some of the one's I've heard before:

I'm about to grow a tail.
...take a slam
...drop a duece
...about to make a mud snake
...about to have a chocolate baby
I'm sure there's more.

 

[hamburglar3]

evict al sharpton

 

[jrr888]

Touchin cotton!

 

[offbeat404]

evict al sharpton

LOL!

 

[user 71]

"...birth a brown snake..."