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Has anyone ever woke themselves up by farting

Who has woken themselves up with a fart?


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Several years ago, a roommate and I were sitting on the patio after dinner, he was across a big commercial patio table about ten or twelve feet away. I let out a silent but deadly and thought no more of it. Several minutes later, he made an awful face and started doing the "dog with mouthful of peanut butter" action and gagging. He choked out "Did you just fart", of course I could only burst into laughter in reply. He jumped up, lurched over to the edge of the patio, in a strangled voice said "I can taste it!" and vomited.

That was one of the proudest moments of my life.

And, yes, I have woken myself up farting.

Now, that's epic!
 
Never woke myself up. But...Made And ate a lot of fried spicy Korean cauliflower for supper. Tonight could/should be the night it happens.


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