He should have worn his brown pants.

Whether that chute opened or not it would be my last jump.
One of the guys we contract print for did it about 2 years ago. He tried to talk my boss as well as me into going with him. I told him I saw two very big problems. 1) You have to tandem jump which means some dude is spooning you all the way down. 2) And way more importantly... I'm not scared of the impact. I'm scared of the massive coronary I would have ten seconds put of the plane.
 
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