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Heck that's NOTHING! Let me tell you what my ex did to me!

When I realized my marriage was toast (in 1995), the very first thing I did was take all the knives and guns out of the house and store them at a friend's.

Sounds like a smart move!

Was this you???

Lmao!!!

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When I realized my marriage was toast (in 1995), the very first thing I did was take all the knives and guns out of the house and store them at a friend's.
The day I found out my ex was cheating I was at my moms house and the ex was out with one of her boyfriends.

Mom was standing there as I was talking on the phone with the person that was telling me and she could tell what the conversation was about.

As soon as I got off the phone she stuck her hand out and said "Give me your gun." I said "What?" She said "Don't play games with me son. You've always got a gun on you and I want it right now."

I took my gun out, dropped the mag, cleared the chamber, locked the slide back and handed it to her.

She said "Thank you. Now let's go to your house so I can get every other gun you have and bring them to my house because I know things are going to get real heated when that girl comes home and you don't need guns involved."

I really didn't like being completely unarmed like that, but it was the smart thing to do. That crazy bitch could've either shot me or called the cops and claimed I threatened her with a gun.
 
The day I found out my ex was cheating I was at my moms house and the ex was out with one of her boyfriends.

Mom was standing there as I was talking on the phone with the person that was telling me and she could tell what the conversation was about.

As soon as I got off the phone she stuck her hand out and said "Give me your gun." I said "What?" She said "Don't play games with me son. You've always got a gun on you and I want it right now."

I took my gun out, dropped the mag, cleared the chamber, locked the slide back and handed it to her.

She said "Thank you. Now let's go to your house so I can get every other gun you have and bring them to my house because I know things are going to get real heated when that girl comes home and you don't need guns involved."

I really didn't like being completely unarmed like that, but it was the smart thing to do. That crazy ***** could've either shot me or called the cops and claimed I threatened her with a gun.

Your mom is a wise woman. Very wise.
 
My wife faked a heart attack, had to have an ambulance ride to the ER, and when I went to the hospital the ER doctor started asking all sorts of questions about physical abuse. I must have caught ten flies in my mouth before I could close it long enough to tell him he was barking up the wrong tree and ought to be smarter than to give credence to an emotionally disturbed girl's rantings. yeah, we were done after that. I hired the nastiest, meanest, low down, trickiest lawyer in all of Greenville, County. That really set her off when she went to talk to him about representing her and he told her I'd already retained him, LOL!
 
My wife faked a heart attack, had to have an ambulance ride to the ER, and when I went to the hospital the ER doctor started asking all sorts of questions about physical abuse. I must have caught ten flies in my mouth before I could close it long enough to tell him he was barking up the wrong tree and ought to be smarter than to give credence to an emotionally disturbed girl's rantings. yeah, we were done after that. I hired the nastiest, meanest, low down, trickiest lawyer in all of Greenville, County. That really set her off when she went to talk to him about representing her and he told her I'd already retained him, LOL!

Dammit, that's some **** right there! Glad you got to that lawyer first!
 
The day I found out my ex was cheating I was at my moms house and the ex was out with one of her boyfriends.

Mom was standing there as I was talking on the phone with the person that was telling me and she could tell what the conversation was about.

As soon as I got off the phone she stuck her hand out and said "Give me your gun." I said "What?" She said "Don't play games with me son. You've always got a gun on you and I want it right now."

I took my gun out, dropped the mag, cleared the chamber, locked the slide back and handed it to her.

She said "Thank you. Now let's go to your house so I can get every other gun you have and bring them to my house because I know things are going to get real heated when that girl comes home and you don't need guns involved."

I really didn't like being completely unarmed like that, but it was the smart thing to do. That crazy ***** could've either shot me or called the cops and claimed I threatened her with a gun.

your mom was smart as hell
 
Dammit, that's some **** right there! Glad you got to that lawyer first!

LOL, she actually believed her lawyer was going to get her an alimony payment. LOL! 9 months of marriage and she really believed a SC judge was going to grant her alimony. You can't fix that kind of stupid, her's or her lawyer's.
 
LOL, she actually believed her lawyer was going to get her an alimony payment. LOL! 9 months of marriage and she really believed a SC judge was going to grant her alimony. You can't fix that kind of stupid, her's or her lawyer's.

Some people...not just women...are just sorry mooches who believe they are entitled to everything.
 
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