Still here, but can't make myself read all those paragraphs.
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- Thread starter Fatal_Bert
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I LOVE THE ODT!
Do you have trouble keeping the monkeys from violating your pet octopuses, or is it just one big free for all?
Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there lived a man named 7+6, who was fond of vintage leather jackets, long hair, and had a remarkable passion for two-wheeled vehicles with loud engines.
7+6 was a lively and adventurous fellow who had a knack for finding himself in peculiar situations. One sunny afternoon, he decided to embark on a train journey, seeking new thrills and exciting encounters.
As 7+6 boarded the train, he noticed that something was amiss. The conductor had a suspiciously mischievous grin on his face. Unbeknownst to 7+6, the conductor had mistakenly filled the train with circus animals instead of passengers! Yes, you heard it right—giraffes, monkeys, and even a parrot named Polly were aboard that locomotive.
The train chugged along the tracks, with 7+6 enjoying the scenic view and whistling his favorite tunes. Suddenly, the conductor's grin grew even wider as he turned a dial that mistakenly activated the "turbo boost" feature of the train. The train surged forward at an unimaginable speed, shaking 7+6's bones and giving him the wildest roller coaster experience of his life.
As the train hurtled along, the unexpected happened. The track ahead had been damaged by a herd of runaway elephants playing hopscotch. The train soared into the air, spiraling and twirling, like a gymnast performing an Olympic routine.
With the train teetering on the edge of disaster, 7+6's quick thinking kicked into gear. He grabbed hold of the overhead luggage rack and began swinging like a trapeze artist, avoiding the chaos and mayhem happening all around him. He swung from one end of the train car to another, his acrobatic skills rivaling those of any circus performer.
Miraculously, 7+6's swinging momentum brought him crashing through a window and onto the back of a passing alpaca, which had been startled by the commotion. Clinging to the woolly creature for dear life, 7+6 rode atop the alpaca as they galloped away from the wreckage.
The train, now a twisted and mangled mess, had come to rest in a nearby field. As 7+6 and his trusty alpaca steed surveyed the scene, they spotted the conductor, looking bewildered and covered in confetti from a cannon that had gone off during the chaos.
7+6 couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all. He patted the alpaca on its fluffy head, thanking it for the impromptu rescue. The alpaca, seemingly understanding the gratitude, let out a contented hum as if saying, "You're welcome, my adventurous friend."
From that day forward, 7+6 had a remarkable story to share with anyone who would listen—a tale of circus animals, flying trains, and a daring escape on the back of an alpaca. And whenever he wore his favorite leather jacket, people would know him as the legend who survived the most unforgettable train wreck in history.
7+6 was a lively and adventurous fellow who had a knack for finding himself in peculiar situations. One sunny afternoon, he decided to embark on a train journey, seeking new thrills and exciting encounters.
As 7+6 boarded the train, he noticed that something was amiss. The conductor had a suspiciously mischievous grin on his face. Unbeknownst to 7+6, the conductor had mistakenly filled the train with circus animals instead of passengers! Yes, you heard it right—giraffes, monkeys, and even a parrot named Polly were aboard that locomotive.
The train chugged along the tracks, with 7+6 enjoying the scenic view and whistling his favorite tunes. Suddenly, the conductor's grin grew even wider as he turned a dial that mistakenly activated the "turbo boost" feature of the train. The train surged forward at an unimaginable speed, shaking 7+6's bones and giving him the wildest roller coaster experience of his life.
As the train hurtled along, the unexpected happened. The track ahead had been damaged by a herd of runaway elephants playing hopscotch. The train soared into the air, spiraling and twirling, like a gymnast performing an Olympic routine.
With the train teetering on the edge of disaster, 7+6's quick thinking kicked into gear. He grabbed hold of the overhead luggage rack and began swinging like a trapeze artist, avoiding the chaos and mayhem happening all around him. He swung from one end of the train car to another, his acrobatic skills rivaling those of any circus performer.
Miraculously, 7+6's swinging momentum brought him crashing through a window and onto the back of a passing alpaca, which had been startled by the commotion. Clinging to the woolly creature for dear life, 7+6 rode atop the alpaca as they galloped away from the wreckage.
The train, now a twisted and mangled mess, had come to rest in a nearby field. As 7+6 and his trusty alpaca steed surveyed the scene, they spotted the conductor, looking bewildered and covered in confetti from a cannon that had gone off during the chaos.
7+6 couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all. He patted the alpaca on its fluffy head, thanking it for the impromptu rescue. The alpaca, seemingly understanding the gratitude, let out a contented hum as if saying, "You're welcome, my adventurous friend."
From that day forward, 7+6 had a remarkable story to share with anyone who would listen—a tale of circus animals, flying trains, and a daring escape on the back of an alpaca. And whenever he wore his favorite leather jacket, people would know him as the legend who survived the most unforgettable train wreck in history.
that is a true story
7+6=Biker13?
Hey Mr. Bert...is it "is" or is it "ain't"...you are the man.
