HOA Discrimination?

[Grub Master]

I don't think they can pick and choose what to enforce.
You could push back but risk messing up a friendship with your landlord.
I would get the covenants, make a copy of what you are in violation of and discuss it with an attorney. It will be $ well spent.
Good Luck

 

[DMGun]

When I finally had enough with HOAs I cut the grass on 2 but did a big area maybe 10x10 in the from yard on 4 (height) and came back with it on 2 and trimmed in a big F U and found I was allowed lawn furniture in the yard so I got a crap load of those white chairs and just put em around the yard and hung a couple from branches. After you study the covenants you can stay in the rules and drive the HOA nazi crazy and there is nothing they can do

My kind of guy... I have a REAL Problem with Authority. I can't park a company truck in my driveway?!?!?! OK, But I can park 15 ragged out piece of crap TAGGED / RUNNING cars in my driveway and in front of my house... Now what - *****!?!

 

[Freedom6]

The good ol boy neighbor thats high brass in the area, told me to park it in the driveway and tell her to do what she had to do. I thought I may bring it back and let her fine me, pay the fine, then sue.

 

[Hasselhoss]

%HOAs
My closest neighbor would be1/4 mile past our property line to see what's parked in my driveway.

 

[Freedom6]

I don't think they can pick and choose what to enforce.
You could push back but risk messing up a friendship with your landlord.
I would get the covenants, make a copy of what you are in violation of and discuss it with an attorney. It will be $ well spent.
Good Luck

Well the friends told us to fight it. I don't think they understand they may be dragged into it, but after talking with them I don't think they mind…. too much.

 

[Hasselhoss]

A 3man water balloon launcher, a gallon of Roundup and a package of balloons will solve this problem.

 

[deller]

A 3man water balloon launcher, a gallon of Roundup and a package of balloons will solve this problem.

Follow that up with Chinese Dragon tail fireworks display. ( that's about 500 firecrackers) Sneak in about 3 am. Put a lit cigarette (unlit end) on the 1st fuse on the Dragons tail. Back off and watch the fun. I've done it once and really enjoyed watching a guy in his boxer shorts try to stomp out the firecrackers.

 

[ATLEMT]

I ****ing hate my HOA, they got mad because I cut down trees that were in danger of falling on my house. they said I had to submit a request for any changes to my house or yard.

So I averaged about 10 submissions a week for everything from mowing my yard to moving my trashcan to the street for pick up. then one of the board members decided he wanted to come onto my property to "inspect" it.

He came around a second time and I saw him walking around the side of my house so I went out the back door with a shotgun and told him that I shoot trespassers if I feel unsafe so it probably would be smart for him to never set foot on my yard again. havent seen him since.

 

[CSA]

I moved out of a HOA neighborhood because they have too much power. If you have a weed you get a letter. If you don't fix the fine you and if you don't pay they put a lean on your house. They can change covenants and raise fees with no regulation it seems. I'll never live in a HOA neighborhood again. **** HOAs!

 

[Wolf six]

A 3man water balloon launcher, a gallon of Roundup and a package of balloons will solve this problem.

Follow that up with Chinese Dragon tail fireworks display. ( that's about 500 firecrackers) Sneak in about 3 am. Put a lit cigarette (unlit end) on the 1st fuse on the Dragons tail. Back off and watch the fun. I've done it once and really enjoyed watching a guy in his boxer shorts try to stomp out the firecrackers.

Pour salt on their yard in the shape of a dick. Get artistic with it