Home invasion scenario.

I dunnoa I cant comprehend having just the one gun in my bedroom but I would be slinging lamps,chairs, chest a drawers,mirrors, sex toys,anything, everything except for giving up.
 
If my night stand glock some how some way didn't shoot when the trigger was pulled which never happens because its a glock I would go straight to my underwear drawer and grab 1 of the 3 I have in there and kick my door in the other way rounds blazing! Then when I got done cutting his tee tee off I'd finish up by taping it in his mouth then plede insanity when I go to court. :) jk!!
 
Bonecollector said:
If my night stand glock some how some way didn't shoot when the trigger was pulled which never happens because its a glock I would go straight to my underwear drawer and grab 1 of the 3 I have in there and kick my door in the other way rounds blazing! Then when I got done cutting his tee tee off I'd finish up by taping it in his mouth then plede insanity when I go to court. :) jk!!
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If my one firearm was caput and I'm the only one in the house beside the intuder(s). If the other guy(s) are still coming knowing i just dusted thier buddy and that I'm armed ...then i would certainly assume they or he was armed too...no way I'm.bringing a slapjack, blade or sex toy to a gun fight..I'm skinnin out.

If no escape, then I'm going for necks and eyeballs with anything i got.

This could include all of the above mentioned, except the slapjack, lol..i should prob pick one up though...sounds like they can come in handy..
 
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Y'all are tired of this pic by now and it represents a small portion of what's there, but... I generally check all "noises" with a pistol in 1hand and a (real) battle axe in the other (or a scramasax or katana). A friend woke me one time years ago who had let himself in (he had standing permission cuz it was when I lived alone) since I slept naked he looked up to see a naked guy with a pistol and a battle axe. I saw real fear in his eyes and later he said it was because "he didn't know what I had in mind, but he was pretty sure he was gonna have to do it". He is scarred from that (his words) I would not feel sorry for a real home invader but I might feel sorry for the company I hired to clean the carpets after
 
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Y'all are tired of this pic by now and it represents a small portion of what's there, but... I generally check all "noises" with a pistol in 1hand and a (real) battle axe in the other (or a scramasax or katana). A friend woke me one time years ago who had let himself in (he had standing permission cuz it was when I lived alone) since I slept naked he looked up to see a naked guy with a pistol and a battle axe. I saw real fear in his eyes and later he said it was because "he didn't know what I had in mind, but he was pretty sure he was gonna have to do it". He is scarred from that (his words) I would not feel sorry for a real home invader but I might feel sorry for the company I hired to clean the carpets after
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this looks like some crap off the wrong turn movies! Haha nice man.
 
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Y'all are tired of this pic by now and it represents a small portion of what's there, but... I generally check all "noises" with a pistol in 1hand and a (real) battle axe in the other (or a scramasax or katana). A friend woke me one time years ago who had let himself in (he had standing permission cuz it was when I lived alone) since I slept naked he looked up to see a naked guy with a pistol and a battle axe. I saw real fear in his eyes and later he said it was because "he didn't know what I had in mind, but he was pretty sure he was gonna have to do it". He is scarred from that (his words) I would not feel sorry for a real home invader but I might feel sorry for the company I hired to clean the carpets after
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Oh hell yeah..that blunt thing on the right looks nasty...shoot if all those goodies were handy i may have to stay and fight on sheer principal
 
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