How to keep Canadian Geese off your lawn?

[SilverTongDevil]

Last time I checked, geese can fly.

yeah they fly but if they are leaving water they do not fly they walk but it they only see the shrubs they dont go there

 

[SAR 6114]

1. I would think a paintball gun would work well and fun for the whole family.

Head shots could be worth triple points.

 

[A34]

Guys, thanks for the great info above. A dog is definitely in our future, but being that the kids and wife are involved, will be a longer decision process.

However, I love any chance to buy a new gun. Soooo, I decided on a Crossman DPMS SBR:

Not that I want to kill them, but, spraying the area from 50 yards or so away should provide for some amusement. And if they die, they die.

 

[testdepth]

Guys, so like the title says, any suggestions on keeping those pooping machines off my lawn and driveway? I did a little online research and didn't find anything particularly useful. Thought I'd get some suggestions from the folks here.

There is a pond about 300 yards from my house that I don't own and can't put wire around, so I'm stuck dealing with them. I get about 50 at a time on my lawn. I thought about putting some blanks in one of my cap and ball revolvers and scaring them with 6 rounds of holy black. It would be fun for me!

I have a neighbor across the street, so I have to be careful with any firearms. I don't want to kill them, just keep them off the lawn. Any of you guys fought this battle?

https://www.thepondguy.com/product/floating-swan-decoy/water-gardens-fish-ponds-predator-control

Firecrackers.

 

[ItBeMe]

Put my ex-wife out there and nothing will come in your yard.

 

[tv_racin_fan]

Grape juice. Google it

I was going to suggest grape koolaid. No sugar.

 

[deller]

Rosie O'Donnell. Her fat ugly ass would make anyone or anything either run or fly in the opposite direction.

 

[A34]

Rosie O'Donnell. Her fat ugly ass would make anyone or anything either run or fly in the opposite direction.

But, THEN I'D have to look at her!!

 

[A34]

Following some advice on this thread, Mr. 12 Gauge barked this morning. We'll see if they return this afternoon.

 

[Necrosis]

Eat them. Then poop them in the yard. That'll show em.