How to not get mauled by a black bear

[NewLeaf]

Just hunt with some fat guy that you can run faster than ...

don't even ask haha

 

[ole ed]

don't even ask haha

Don't carry your lunch in a pic-a-nic basket. Carry a handgun, in the largest caliber but you can control while running backward , climbing a tree, Brown hunting pants optional.

 

[Grandmasta J]

I’m getting a lot of people saying carry a gun but, wont you get into legal trouble for shooting a bear in bow season?

 

[Grandmasta J]

I'll come hunt the bear

I’m not opposed to hunting the bear if it’s legal. That’s the thing though, I don’t know if it is until I see it. I would hate to step on a sleeping sow with cubs in pitch black darkness. At that point I’m not sure there’s much that would help me even if I had a gun on me. But I could be wrong, maybe black bears are sissies and I could just beat its ass with my bear hands haha. I don’t know much about bears

 

[lostchild]

I would not even worry about it. If you see one just go.....aay, booboo!

Don't carry your lunch in a pic-a-nic basket.

 

[jeep78]

Your odds of getting hit by a car, or lightening, or slipping in the bath, or falling down the stairs, or stepping in a hole, on the way to your hunting area are astronomically higher than getting attacked by a bear.

As I have been struck 3 times by lightening, I'll pass on deer hunting with you.

 

[Grandmasta J]

Looks like he (or she) was laying down having a snack

 

[hikingthehills]

I’m getting a lot of people saying carry a gun but, wont you get into legal trouble for shooting a bear in bow season?

Iffn I'm getting mauled by a bear law's won't be my top concern.

 

[Torn]

I got black bears all around the house and they have never been a problem. Just yell at them and they run off. However if it’s a sow has cubs you don’t want to threaten her or the worse the cubs. My wife chased one of the porch a couple of weeks ago banging a couple of pans.

 

[EasyStreet]

Per game warden " if you shoot a bear illegally
You better have bite marks on you"