I Mean, Seriously… Any of You Over 40!!!

[GodBlessTheUSA]

I love it when the person wearing pre-ripped jeans complains about getting a food stain on them!!!!!

"Oh crap! I got ketchup on my new (pre-ripped and holes at knees) jeans!"

 

[MattN1985]

My son tried wearing skinny jeans once. I broke him of it by telling him that all he was doing was telling the girls that his package was so small that he could fit them in those really tight pants.

He thought for a second and a light bulb just turned on in his head and he never wore them again

 

[Bellman2]

That mean she beat you with her scepter?
man, that had to hurt.

Nope, mom was not royalty but a little 5' Irish lady!!!

 

[Droz76]

I tried & failed to "be cool" back in school.
I went to do a "custom" rip job on my jeans and that's when I heard
a sound I hadn't heard since 2nd or 3rd grade.
Anyone recognize the sound from the pic...?

 

[THREEJAYS]

I tried & failed to "be cool" back in school.
I went to do a "custom" rip job on my jeans and that's when I heard
a sound I hadn't heard since 2nd or 3rd grade.
Anyone recognize the sound from the pic...?

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Definitely a distinct sound