I picked up a hitchhiker

[Hotdiggitydog]

last night. He seemed surprised that I would pick up a stranger and asked, "Thanks, but why did you pick me up?" "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.

HDD

 

[optimist]

last night. He seemed surprised that I would pick up a stranger and asked, "Thanks, but why did you pick me up?" "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.

HDD

that's funny big time

 

[Sneakypete]

OK that was funny

 

[TapcoFan]

I was going to ask where you buried him.

 

[brikon]

 

[Fear Itself]

You're on a roll tonight!

 

[Dingo]

 

[Fatal_Bert]

One day as I was driving down the road when I saw a hitchhiker
I pull over to the side of the road and I gave him a ride The guy was carrying
A big black bag, I was curious about that mysterious bag I was wondering what
Was in there so this is what happened.

So whats up with the bag I asked?
(Hitchhiker replied ) none of your ****ing business
(me) hum ok a few minutes went by and I asked again
excuse me but what are you carrying in that bag?
(hitchhiker) shut up it aint none of your ****ing business...
I said look I really want to know whats in the bag or else Get the **** out of my car... he said fine... so I pull over and he got off
And I drove away when I got home I notice that he left the bag
In my car. Stupid bastard.

 

[Dingo]

I picked up a hitchhiker once..........well you have to when you hit them don’t you?

 

[YUK0N]

how much did he charge?


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