I picked up a hitchhiker

[spencer60]

I picked up a hitchhiker once..........well you have to when you hit them don’t you?

Mike drop!

 

[wearehiredguns]

One day as I was driving down the road when I saw a hitchhiker
I pull over to the side of the road and I gave him a ride The guy was carrying
A big black bag, I was curious about that mysterious bag I was wondering what
Was in there so this is what happened.

So whats up with the bag I asked?
(Hitchhiker replied ) none of your ****ing business
(me) hum ok a few minutes went by and I asked again
excuse me but what are you carrying in that bag?
(hitchhiker) shut up it aint none of your ****ing business...
I said look I really want to know whats in the bag or else Get the **** out of my car... he said fine... so I pull over and he got off
And I drove away when I got home I notice that he left the bag
In my car. Stupid bastard.

OK I’ll be the first one… What was in the ******* bag!!?


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[Fatal_Bert]

OK I’ll be the first one… What was in the ******* bag!!?


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Ain't none of your ****ing business

 

[xlr8ngn]

True story from a few decades ago. My buddy and I were cruising around sipping a few suds and he pulled over real quick and asked this guy walking "need a lift?". The guy was all excited and said yes, and I was confused and thinking WTH is wrong with you. The guy walking reached for the door and my buddy said "stick a jack up your azz" and peeled out laughing like mad. I looked back and the guy was flipping us off and waiving his arms.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I picked up a hitchhiker once..........well you have to when you hit them don’t you?

Was he/she still sticking thru your windshield when you parked in your garage and left?
(Anyone remember that story?)

 

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