In my Favor

[Asbestos]

“Low ballers will be ignored” is my favorite. Every time I see it, I pm a ridiculously low offer. This site is full of liars.

To date, not ONE of my lowball offers were actually ignored. Quite the opposite, really. I get called all kinds of creative things. Then I end the conversation with “sorry, I don’t trade with liars”

 

[CQB27]

THE ODT DICTIONARY

If Not Sold By Today It's Going Back In The Safe : It hasn't been out of the safe since Nixon was president

Wish You Were Closer : No way I'll be buying that

So Far Away : So I don't ****ing care

Cash In Hand : Not really, I'll be stopping by the ATM on the way and short you $10

In My Favor : No ****ing way I'll be accepting any offers, but I do LOVE showing what I Got!

I Know What I Got : And I'm hoping you don't recognize what I want for it put the "dic" in ridiculous!

Must Have CCP and I'll show you mine : I was born with a small rooster

Many more....but it's a good start!

 

[palmettomoon]

“Low ballers will be ignored” is my favorite. Every time I see it, I pm a ridiculously low offer. This site is full of liars.

To date, not ONE of my lowball offers were actually ignored. Quite the opposite, really. I get called all kinds of creative things. Then I end the conversation with “sorry, I don’t trade with liars”

"Please be respectful of all members." Yes, even people that will call you mean names.

 

[cwolfe68]

THE ODT DICTIONARY

If Not Sold By Today It's Going Back In The Safe : It hasn't been out of the safe since Nixon was president

Wish You Were Closer : No way I'll be buying that

So Far Away : So I don't ****ing care

Cash In Hand : Not really, I'll be stopping by the ATM on the way and short you $10

In My Favor : No ****ing way I'll be accepting any offers, but I do LOVE showing what I Got!

I know what I got : And I'm hoping you don't recognize what I want for it put the "dic" in ridiculous!

Must have CCP and I'll show you mine : I was born with a small rooster

Many more....but it's a good start!

Another good one-"you know that company xyz has that for sale for $!@#$.))" Here is the ad (Ad shows out of stock and is from a time in past) = Even though your asking a fair trade value, I am a cheap ass slacker who is gonna try to get something for nothing and hope you don't realize it.....

 

[CQB27]

Another good one-"you know that company xyz has that for sale for $!@#$.))" Here is the ad (Ad shows out of stock and is from a time in past) = Even though your asking a fair trade value, I am a cheap ass slacker who is gonna try to get something for nothing and hope you don't realize it.....

Offers Good Gun At Great Price : Bag full of buttholes PM magnet!

 

[CQB27]

Rare! : Not very many made because they were **** from the beginning

 

[palmettomoon]

Offers Good Gun At Great Price : Same as chumming the PM waters for douchebag neckbeards that want to "git a come up."

ftfy

 

[CQB27]

ftfy

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[wozeyjales]

I thought "in my favor" meant drive
to where they are and bring free
ammo or at least a pizza.
"Cash in Hand" means it's been
removed from their shoe or their
wife's purse. Notice they never say
which hand, what else are they witholding?