Introducing the world's worst mouser

[JamesG]

If I had a cat, I would name it drop kick.

 

[JamesG]

If we don't feed this one ON TIME, it beats the dogs up and steals their food! Lol

Notice I didn't say what it would hunt....

 

[41mag]

 

[lftd&pwrstrok'n]

If you don't feed the cat an endless buffet of food it will be more motivated to hunt.

That's what I keep telling the girlfriend, but she insists on feeding him and letting him inside the house. It's been a bit over 2 years, I have lost the war on this one.

 

[Horsehat]

 

[Shortcut]

His heinous inone of his MANY boxes. He is a cool cat, but in charge and only a year old

 

[CAD Jedi]

So many cats...... so few recipes...

 

[DinkyDau]

When my wife still had her cat, we had to take it to the Vet for shots. I was given a discount from the vet just for answering the question, from the receptionist behind the counter. He said just for making his office staff laugh..The question was.....What is the cats name? I replied Pecker Head, but we just call him Pecker. True story.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Found a mouse nest on top of 4 wheeler battery w/ mama and 3 baby mice. The chickens wasted no time eating two of the little ones while I came inside to get phone and keys:

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Makes me wonder why we even bother having a cat:

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You don't have the cat. The cat has you.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

When my wife still had her cat, we had to take it to the Vet for shots. I was given a discount from the vet just for answering the question, from the receptionist behind the counter. He said just for making his office staff laugh..The question was.....What is the cats name? I replied Pecker Head, but we just call him Pecker. True story.

When I used to work the counter at Emmett Head Auto Salvage I would answer incoming calls with " Head Auto Salvage This is Dick. How may I help you?"