Investing, who can help me lose my money?

[streetroc]

The $1,000 that I put in 5 hours ago is already up $17.76. I have $61 left over in my brokerage account. What else should I invest in? Is arcmansmidgetponyporn.com a publicly traded company?

 

[KSouth]

I know it’s been said. But can’t go wrong… well you can but..
hookers and coke. If going waste money might as well enjoy it. I’ll be wheel man. Say when

 

[basstracker89]

The $1,000 that I put in 5 hours ago is already up $17.76. I have $61 left over in my brokerage account. What else should I invest in? Is arcmansmidgetponyporn.com a publicly traded company?

I never go all in. Always leave some back. That has worked well for me

 

[Dice]

You know the rules....Pics! Of the cousin and ex-wife! (They're not the same person I'm hoping )

no they're two separate but equally adept at pissing away other people's money gold diggers.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Op Q:

Investing, who can help me lose my money?​

My A:
March is a particularly volatile month during which time it is dangerous to invest in the market for stocks, currencies, or precious metals.

Other similarly risky months are November, April, January, June, October, July, December, May, September, August,​

and February.

 

[FLGA]

My brother does this as his career and is very successful.

He's conservative in risk and plays the long game.

Boring, but the truest way to be able to retire;

Invest a set amount every month. Buy the Indexes. Do it every single month for the next 20+ years.

You won't get rich overnight, but in 20 or 30 years you will be able to retire comfortably.

They will go up and down over the years, but on a long timeline, they will always go up.

"The best way to win, is not to lose"

Its not exciting, but you will win

 

[basstracker89]

My brother does this as his career and is very successful.

He's conservative in risk and plays the long game.

Boring, but the truest way to be able to retire;

Invest a set amount every month. Buy the Indexes. Do it every single month for the next 20+ years.

You won't get rich overnight, but in 20 or 30 years you will be able to retire comfortably.

They will go up and down over the years, but on a long timeline, they will always go up.

"The best way to win, is not to lose"

Its not exciting, but you will win

Very sound advise

 

[WallsGa]

Thought I would give this thread an update one year later. Here's how my $20 stocks performed

ARCC $23.63
XOM $22.01
VOO $26.34
BAC $25.68
WFC $30.47
LMT $18.51
SPY $26.15
DINO $20.64

My $400 Bitcoin is now $1038.24
My $100 etherum is now $213.54

I invested a total of $660 and now have $1442.54 which is a 218% return in 12 months. Not bad for an amateur. Gonna put in another $1,000 today!

SMCI or NVDA.

 

[Stampede]

Buy stuff off ODT and then just give it away here. I'd say you'll be broke in 24-48hrs....

YoU'lL bE InVeStInG In ThE BrOtHeRhOoD.

 

[basstracker89]

Buy stuff off ODT and then just give it away. I'd say you'll be broke in 24-48hrs....

YoU'lL bE InVeStInG In ThE BrOtHeRhOoD.

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