It says to introduce myself so...

[45ak1911]

Welcome

 

[Bambammep]

Welcome to the ODT. We are glad you joined.

 

[sniper22]

Welcome aboard neighbor.
I'm in downtown Taylorsville quiet often.

 

[safellows1967]

watch out for the beaches and eyesholes!

 

[Joel P]

Howdy! Do you like Pina Coladas?

I need one for each hand!

 

[Joel P]

You might want to carry the midget on your shoulders. Their short legs are not so great for walking in the woods. If the midget came from ARCman47 don't mind the fishy smell.

Will I have to carry its pack too? I don't know about that tuna taco smell all over my neck...

 

[Joel P]

Aww, you'll get over it as soon as you realize none of us give a ****.

Great place here, tough crowd at times but you'll fit right in. Welcome!

Just remember when on the ODT:

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I hate when I get sand in my vagina...it chafes so bad!

 

[donr]

Welcome!

 

[eckoblue03]

Welcome

 

[biker_bill]

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