It was far funnier and more appropriate in my head

[TheGman]

 

[BIGLEW]

My wife and I had that same discussion before. She asked "when I pass away, are you going to remarry?" I said I really doubt it. But she insisted that she wanted me to because she didn't want me to be alone. So she asked "so when you get remarried, will you live in this house?" I said I guess so. Then she said, "when you get remarried will you sleep in the same bed?" And I said I guess so. She kind of got aggravated and said "well when you get remarried will you let her use my golf clubs?" I said no way baby, she's left-handed.

 

[murphranch]

So she said, "are you sure you wouldn't marry someone else"?

And I said. "Certain"

And she said, "but if you did, would you let her wear my clothes"?

And I said, "no, she's not your size."

Tell her that her clothes are way to big for the replacement


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[basstracker89]

Not that it will matter, but remind her she brought the conversation up.......

 

[TheGman]

Not that it will matter, but remind her she brought the conversation up.......

I’m trying to not broach the subject again…..

 

[MacTavish]

No matter how you answer the question you can be sure YOU will get to Heaven FIRST. That will give you time to skip over to cloud 69 where everyone is very happy.

 

[Tazz]

Nope, I’m too damn old to start over again with a new one. lol!

 

[User170512]

Nope, I’m too damn old to start over again with a new one. lol!

Wouldn't that be a nightmare all its own?

 

[Tazz]

Wouldn't that be a nightmare all its own?

Heck yeah! We’ve been married 43 years and I still haven’t got this one trained right yet.

 

[basstracker89]

Heck yeah! We’ve been married 43 years and I still haven’t got this one trained right yet.

Exactly, besides she'd say the same about you....... :-)