I've read some stupid stuff on the innernet but this takes the cake.....

[toobaroque]

Samantha P could just harness the power generated by giving me a big fat BJ and she would be ahead of the curve on her carbon footprint.

...win...win!

 

[baxterday]

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Average television, plugged in for a month continuously, without being turned on, costs about a nickel per month. I guess if you unplugged it and plugged it in every single time you wanted to watch TV, you might save about 50 cents per year.

Virtue signaling at its finest.

 

[User170512]

Tell me you know nothing about how the power in your house works, without telling me you know nothing about how it works.

Seriously. Closing a vent in a room? The AC is still blowing... Next she's going to tell me to drive my pickup with the tailgate down to gain .0000001 MPG!

If you only keep 2 gallons of gas in your truck at the time, you're carrying around 175 pounds less of fuel so you'll save on mileage. Imagine the savings if you got rid of your spare, jack and toolbox! You're just giving away money to the Saudis!!!

 

[Rimfire rifleman]

Many years ago while helping my grandpa change their toilet I saw a brick in the tank ,when I questioned him about it he said he saved that much water with each flush, but it would still snatch a turd! Genius!