I'd go for the "democrats, Mormons and midgets" option, so that the democrat can try to distract the bad guy by pleading that "guns don't solve anything" and buy you some time to get YOUR gun, the midget can sneak up on him and kick 'em in the shins, and the Mormon can.......well I don't know what you would do with him...I've always found them to be great neighbors though.....and I'd grow a mustache because.......well.....Chicks dig 'em I guess!!!!
