Life quotes

[MuleShoe]

DONT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN MOUTH !

 

[Laufen]

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[DinkyDau]

Their are three sides to a story, what you said, what they said and what really happened.

 

[Allsmiles]

Beauty is only skin deep; but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

 

[Allsmiles]

The quickest way to a man's heart is thru his zipper.

 

[alleycat]

If she will cheat with you now, she will cheat on you later

 

[alleycat]

A wise monkey doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey

 

[payneed]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[alleycat]

Don't make up your mind until you've seen her mother

 

[MuleShoe]

THE GUY WHO SAID IT WAS EASIER TO TAKE OFF THAN PUT BACK WASNT TALKING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT !