His? Or theirs?
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Depends on how he feels about it!
Just put a mirror in front of them. Tada. Lol
Reminds me of:
An attractive blonde was hired to work in the needle and pin company.
She was assigned the job of quality control inspector for sewing needles.
The boss took her over to one of the machines, showed her how the needles collected in a tray, and he told her that her job was to spread them out on an inspection table and actually pick up each needle in her hand briefly to inspect it.
The boss picked up one as an example and pointed to different parts of the needle with his other finger, and showed her exactly what she was looking for during the inspection process.
She said that she understood .
He then provided her with two other buckets --one for the needles that passed inspection and one for the failures.
He left her alone for about an hour and a half and then came back to check on her progress.
To his shock he found out the bucket of reject needles was nearly as full as the bucket of good needles!
He asked her "what in the world is going on here!?! We've never had more than a one percent defect rate for any needles and pins we've ever produced here!"
The blonde shugged her shoulders and replied,
"Sir, I'm doing it just like you showed
me, and I swear half of these needles have the points on the wrong end!"
An attractive blonde was hired to work in the needle and pin company.
She was assigned the job of quality control inspector for sewing needles.
The boss took her over to one of the machines, showed her how the needles collected in a tray, and he told her that her job was to spread them out on an inspection table and actually pick up each needle in her hand briefly to inspect it.
The boss picked up one as an example and pointed to different parts of the needle with his other finger, and showed her exactly what she was looking for during the inspection process.
She said that she understood .
He then provided her with two other buckets --one for the needles that passed inspection and one for the failures.
He left her alone for about an hour and a half and then came back to check on her progress.
To his shock he found out the bucket of reject needles was nearly as full as the bucket of good needles!
He asked her "what in the world is going on here!?! We've never had more than a one percent defect rate for any needles and pins we've ever produced here!"
The blonde shugged her shoulders and replied,
"Sir, I'm doing it just like you showed
me, and I swear half of these needles have the points on the wrong end!"
That's what I love about the ODT.
Post a question about any problem you have, the brain trust here will come up with multiple solutions.
Post a question about any problem you have, the brain trust here will come up with multiple solutions.
Well my neighbors and the fence Co. found out I was right. They're moving their new fence back 6" and reinstalling our/my fence with new material. They're a first time home owner and kind of young. I told them we could put the old fence back for next to nothin. Just some hard work and sweat. They said we don't have tools. I said I have all we need. They're just gettin the fence Co. to do it.You ain't kiddin. Having a problem with new neighbors right now. They came in and just took up a chain link fence that has been there more than 50yrs. To put up a wood fence. Never said a word to me, just did it. Now I may have to re-erect the fence myself. I told them, I don't care about their new fence. But leave the old one up. That's where the line is and that fence will still be there when theirs is rotted out and gone. 😤😡
I didn't think you were a heathen........
If you don't know, you don't want to know.......I didn't know till not too long ago. Kinda like that sagging pants thing.
