New Dead Sea Scroll found.....

[Dingo]

An ancient text has just been discovered near the Dead Sea that explains how God came to give the Jews the Ten Commandments.
Apparently, God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment. "What's a commandment?" they asked.
"Well, it's like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY," replied God.
The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that would ruin our weekends."
So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment.
They also asked, "What's a commandment?"
"Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy."
So finally God went to the Jews and asked them if they wanted a commandment. They asked, "How much?"
God said, "They're free."

The Jews said, "Great! We'll take ten!"

 

[kimchee45]

Then Moses said, "Why do I have to Climb Mount Sinai ?
Why can't one of the younger men do it ?"

 

[November Sierra]

Inb4 butthurt JIDF

 

[MuleShoe]

GOOD ONE !

 

[kimchee45]

How many of you have watched the Movie, "The Ten Commandments", starring Charlton Heston ?
I thought it was great, and it is probably time I watched it again after many years.
Yes, it is in my vast library of movies, along with several other Biblical Themed Epics.

 

[baxterday]

God said to Moses, "come forth", but he came fifth and on his ass and was disqualified!

 

[motorhead]

DIIINNNNGGGGOOO!!!!

 

[TheGman]

Dingo perhaps I am Jewish after all