New York Times Survival Guide

[jhunter]

I'm not quite sure if this is an actual survival article or an add for ridiculous services/goods.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/23/style/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse.html?...1&mtrref=undefined

 

[Torn]

They don't have a clue. NYC would see a population decrease of 90% within 6 weeks of a disaster like an EMP.

 

[hamburglar3]

They will be out of food in a week. No trucks will cross the bridge into hell.

 

[lostchild]

Sounds like some elite snowflake making fun of us ignorant rednecks. Hopefully we'll never know who the joke's on.

 

[RevCov]

Remember "I am Legend" - he had a cool man-bag and he made it.....oh wait.

 

[Leveraction44]

I took a look. Wow look at us! We just gave the NY Times the most web traffic they have had in 5 years!

 

[kuduman]

Surviving the New York Times?

1.) Don't read the NYT.
2.) See rule number one.
3.) Ignore anything mentioned to you that was published in the NYT.

I think that's how you survive it.

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[10thmountain]

1, Go to starbucks.
2. recharge phone
3. Cry.