I'm not quite sure if this is an actual survival article or an add for ridiculous services/goods.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/23/style/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse.html?...1&mtrref=undefined
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/23/style/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse.html?...1&mtrref=undefined