Now I am superior to you in every way!!!

[Nonliberal]

My poop is like GA clay.....that lil stream aint gonna do nothin.

It's got some pressure. It'll flush cut a hanger off at the rim

 

[Nonliberal]

Link for research purposes? Lmao

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZRC6717?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

 

[November Sierra]

#cleanassgang

Wait till you get diarrhea. Instead of smearing **** water all over yourself you can just rinse and go. 10/10

 

[Nonliberal]

2 thumbs up ? Never even tried to fit 1.

Live a little man. You only get one shot and you're missing out

 

[karlvv30]

It's been a few years but if I poop, wipe my ass like a savage, then go back out in the sun... I'll need to wipe my ass again in 20 minute.

Your sphincter is too loose. Need to exercise it.

 

[Nonliberal]

Do you have to lean forward to position the stream directly on the brown eye for the full wash? Do you use toilet paper to finish, or the fingers and wash them? Thanks for the review, butt we need more info.

I do not. It's like the Chinese have used so much of my data that they know where my butthole is and they've engineered it to zero in on the hole. Engineering masterpiece. This is why we'll never win another war, the Japs are a Century ahead of us on ass washing technology and the Chinese made it $25

 

[Nonliberal]

Water Boarding your Butt??????????????????????.

She never lies.
Wait, it did lie to me on a couple occasions. Swore it was a fart, and lied

 

[Nonliberal]

So it blows **** all over the back of your ball sac?
I think I'll pass

Optional ballsac blower. It's got the angle for getting pretty straight up in there. The vagiwash/drinking feature will wash the back of the sac

 

[Nonliberal]

#cleanassgang

Wait till you get diarrhea. Instead of smearing **** water all over yourself you can just rinse and go. 10/10

Ah, a fellow civilized gentleman?
Well, how do you do? And, have a good day, sir.

 

[Nonliberal]

Your sphincter is too loose. Need to exercise it.

Maybe. I mean, I can get my ass clean but I just feel dirty all day.
You telling me you can smear **** all over your ass and feel fresh as a daisy? I know people do this and it is an accepted practice, but how, as an advanced society, are people walking around dirt ass half the time?