I'd said ok and put my hand in my pocket like I'm looking then pull my hand out my pocket and give him my middle finger and say I got it right here.
Option 1:
Option 2:
Option 3:
The ladies have some extra options...
... and then exit, stage right.
But seriously, their place of business, their rules. I don't particularly like the rules, but we're trying to be libertarian all around here with private rights.
