Post-Election Grief

[jth0804]

Do you feel triggered all the time? Do you have an uncontrollable urge to cry every morning when you wake up? Do you think everyone should win for just participating? Do you feel the urge to throw a temper tantrum every time someone says the phrases "the 2nd Amendment," "AR-15," "Glock," "Radical Islam," or "you lose?" Do you feel like you've been victimized by the 2016 election because your feelings weren't considered when Trump was elected?

TRY GROWACET

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[Torn]

They should be passing them out at every college and university.

 

[GAGunguy]

No I feel fine....

 

[aFarewellToKings]

No I feel fine....

First step is admitting you have a problem.
Come on, we'll all be supportive.

 

[ReloaderBen]

Now see? We've exposed a weakness of some on the left to our enemies. If they develop a bomb that says "Mean Words" it could devastate large portions of the west coast.

 

[Torn]

Now see? We've exposed a weakness of some on the left to our enemies. If they develop a bomb that says "Mean Words" it could devastate large portions of the west coast.

In the near future, instead of hitting us with bombers and nukes they could just fly over towing banners with politically incorrect and offensive statements and the snowflakes will run away in terror and demand the government provide them with puppy therapy.

 

[Don231s]

This should be like birth control pills, free to all 8th graders. /s/ (Did the sarcasm font work as I planned?)

 

[MacTavish]

I think we should really turn up the HEAT so that all those college "snowflakes" will just melt away along with the LGBTQ crowd.