This post is for the real men.

[Boogar Presley]

Gerbil release in a can

 

[Fatal_Bert]

I spray a little of that on a wire brush to really get all the dingle berries off.

 

[DinkyDau]

My asshole is burning just thinking about it

No that's when you go for the Preparation H and grab the Ben gay mistakenly

 

[srea76]

Reminds me of a song my dad sang in the 80s when I was a child to make us laugh.

"Stranded, stranded, stranded on the bathroom bowl. What do you do when you're stranded and you don't have a roll? To prove you're a man you must wipe with your hand."

 

[ARCman47]

No that's when you go for the Preparation H and grab the Ben gay mistakenly

BenGay Balls, Nothing worse!!!

 

[buellbrewer]

No that's when you go for the Preparation H and grab the Ben gay mistakenly

theres an older gentleman in my lodge told me last week he mistakenly put arthritis cream on his toothbrush and realized about the time it hit his teeth... i couldn't not laugh. then i apologized to him

 

[basstracker89]

LOL, you first OP........

 

[xlr8ngn]

You need the chlorinated stuff when doing heavy mud work.

 

[JBWJr]

theres an older gentleman in my lodge told me last week he mistakenly put arthritis cream on his toothbrush and realized about the time it hit his teeth... i couldn't not laugh. then i apologized to him

One of my previous wives, of foreign birth, had english deficiencies. She brushed her teeth with Preparation-H one morning.
Trip to the ER...

 

[Just1more]

Ha… amateurs