Rudy smells like a skunk

[chaostat]

You should start peeing in your bathtub, once it fills up- just give him a bath in it. Much easier.

 

[spistols]

Eat a lot of Asparagus, then piss on the dog. Guaranteed to get the Skunk smell out!!!

 

[Nonliberal]

See what happens when you ask for advice on here.

 

[Tazz]

I have strong piss. Thought it would eat away the skunk juice and Rudy didn't seem to mind at all. Since he went beserk when I tried to give him a bath , I'll eat some asparagus and give it another go.

Smh.....

See what happens when you ask for advice on here.

Lol!

 

[Realstudent368]

See here is where the confusion is. You actually have to take a dump on him. Then lather it in real good. It works everytime! He will no longer smell like skunk.

There really is no catching a break for ole Rudy..

 

[Dogtown Darren]

We need an update on Rudy! Don't leave us hanging, man!

 

[crippen]

Rudy was heard speaking with the neighbor dog earlier....

"Hell you think you had a bad day man? Yesterday, I got sprayed by a skunk, ran home for help, and my owner pissed on me."

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Warning! If you try even half of the suggestions in this thread your neighbors will probably call the humane society on you.

 

[FrogHunter]

Rudy update: I decided against pissing on him again, apparently it is looked down on by some people. So I decided to take him to the creek and try to tackle him and lather him up with a hydrogen peroxide/ baking soda/dish detergent concoction. Got him in the creek but he has some pretty good moves and nearly broke my ankles. Evidently skunk spray is reactivated by creek water, Rudy smells even worse now.

 

[chucklenut]

First Morning Piss is the strongest

thats only if command wants to catch you pissing hot