Anyone that's ever been in the Infantry is a master at this, lol.
SHTF hygiene thread - how to's etc....
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Step 1: Find a Walmart
Step 2: Loot said Walmart and get yourself a couple bars of Dial.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 2: Loot said Walmart and get yourself a couple bars of Dial.
Step 3: Profit.
Steps to prepare for SHTF.
Step 1: Get a fan, oscillating type. Galaxy box fan works well.
Step 2: Remove protective grate from box fan.
Step 3: Connect plug to electrical source, and turn on fan.
Step 4: Lay fan down on a flat surface, such as a hardwood floor.
Step 5: Remove your pants and squat atop said fan.
Step 6: **** on the fan.
Step 7: Check out the look on your wife's face.
Step 1: Get a fan, oscillating type. Galaxy box fan works well.
Step 2: Remove protective grate from box fan.
Step 3: Connect plug to electrical source, and turn on fan.
Step 4: Lay fan down on a flat surface, such as a hardwood floor.
Step 5: Remove your pants and squat atop said fan.
Step 6: **** on the fan.
Step 7: Check out the look on your wife's face.
lol
Get the fan out! I'll be over in a few, I had sushi for lunch and Mexican for dinner......I can't wait to see the look on your wife's face. My wife won't let me.
SHTF hygiene thread - how to's etc....
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How to use 1 sheet of TP per wipe.
take 1 square and tear a circle in the center,Placing the remove portion in your pocket for later use.
Place fingure through the circle "center of paper"
Wipe excrement onto fingure.
fold the TP around the fingure to clean it off.
Now use the first part you tore off to clean under your fingure nail.
Enjoy.
I believe I would rather use a corn cob, leaves, Sears catalog, or even a pine cone before I would do that!
Plus sometimes one square just isn't enough!
corn cob = Gotta grow corn first
leaves= dry leaves would crumble, green would work but watch out for poision ivy
Sears catalog= a no go, they use glossy paper now,it would be like using plastic
pine cone= Probally the best option,After you build up calluses...lol
SHTF hygiene thread - how to's etc....
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How to use 1 sheet of TP per wipe.
take 1 square and tear a circle in the center,Placing the remove portion in your pocket for later use.
Place fingure through the circle "center of paper"
Wipe excrement onto fingure.
fold the TP around the fingure to clean it off.
Now use the first part you tore off to clean under your fingure nail.
Enjoy.
Youve never had what my nephew calls "the stickies" have you. One piece just wont do it.
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