so my wife kicked me out last night......

[kimchee45]

Well to start you're going to need a couple dozen peeled hard boiled eggs, mine are a mix of duck and chicken eggs. You're going to place 5 or so eggs in a clean mason jar along with chopped up jalapeños, onion and 2 or 3 garlic cloves. I also like to put a pinch of dried rosemary along with a couple hits of cayenne pepper and a dash of salt. Then fill the jars the rest of the way with white vinegar . Then you're going to put the lids on and throw them in the fridge for at least 3 weeks. Once the three weeks is up open and enjoy. Oh and by the way they the longer you wait to open the better they're going to be

Thank You ! I am writing my shopping list now as I do not have eggs or Mason Jars.

 

[kimchee45]

THANK GOODNESS THERE WERE NO OPEN FLAMES AROUND !

Loved the Dogs Howling !

 

[Raydog]

I think i will take some more with me to work for lunch.

Brilliant!

 

[kimchee45]

I guess rimfireguy is appropriate then............

Hmm ? Some 'Double Entendre' there ?

If so, perhaps Rimfireguy should change his Screen Name to "CannonFIRE" ?

Ripping one off is Soo Much Fun, unless it REALLY BURNS one's nether cheeks.

 

[nitrousfedlx]

of the bedroom that is. Me being the brilliant man that i am thought it would be a good idea to eat a whole jar of my world famous pickled jalepeno garlic eggs before coming to bed. The smell literally woke her up. I think i will take some more with me to work for lunch.

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[republican]

I've been married too long to get away with any of that. I shower regularly use deodorant and floss or I ain't gettin none.

 

[kimchee45]

I've been married too long to get away with any of that. I shower regularly use deodorant and floss or I ain't gettin none.

Want to have some fun ? Just a prank. Walk into the bedroom, slam your Man-Purse down on the Dresser and say in a loud Firm Voice, I demand Sex Now !

Warning if she does not "Yell, OK", or giggle, make your escape as quickly as possible !

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Did you pull the covers over her head and do the Dutch oven?

 

[Lobo1]

Oh Dear,,,,,,,,

 

[Berny]

I'm a jerk