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Take a trip to the mountains they said it would be fun.
- Thread starter ItBeMe
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And those Bears are FAST!!!
Peddle Forest Peddle!
He'll be good. Unless he hits an uphill section.
Proof that bears get really pissed when you exceed the speed limit.
I pushed one of those idiots this morning that decided to bike on a major highway.
One day, an hardcore atheist cyclist was cruising down a path enjoying his ride and admiring all the things that Mother Nature had created. Out of nowhere a massive grizzly charged from the side and knocked the biker over. The biker got up and tried to run but it was no use, the bear charged him down and tackled him again. The bear stood up and was about to crush him and the cyclist yelled “oh my god!”
Time stood still and the man heard an authoritative voice say “yes, can I help you?” The man couldn’t believe what was happening but decided to talk back to god. “Well, I’m kind of in a pickle and I know it would seem wrong for a man like me to ask you for help, but this bear is very angry. Could you possibly make him a Christian bear?” “Very well!” The voice said. Time resumed and the bear stopped his attack, got down very gently on his knees and folded his paws and said “lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive!”
Time stood still and the man heard an authoritative voice say “yes, can I help you?” The man couldn’t believe what was happening but decided to talk back to god. “Well, I’m kind of in a pickle and I know it would seem wrong for a man like me to ask you for help, but this bear is very angry. Could you possibly make him a Christian bear?” “Very well!” The voice said. Time resumed and the bear stopped his attack, got down very gently on his knees and folded his paws and said “lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive!”
That’s what I was thinking.
