That’s my boy!

[medium187mph]

Literally, that’s my boy!

Bwahahaha

 

[LethalEdge]

with a prostate the size of a melon, I’m happy if I keep it off my shoes.

 

[8675309]

you gotta try to get that as high on the bark as possible
that way all the other creatures knows who is alpha

 

[geezer]

with a prostate the size of a melon, I’m happy if I keep it off my shoes.

With a total prostate removal, I can piss over a Volkswagen!

 

[Wheretheblacktopends]

I had a cousin tell me a story about himself years ago.
Cousin: I used to lean back to see how far I could pee, now I lean back to keep from peeing on my feet.

Several years later I have modified his saying.
Me: I used to lean back to see how far I could pee, now I verify the wind direction, pee downwind and still lean back to keep from peeing on my feet!

 

[DADI03]

I had a cousin tell me a story about himself years ago.
Cousin: I used to lean back to see how far I could pee, now I lean back to keep from peeing on my feet.

Several years later I have modified his saying.
Me: I used to lean back to see how far I could pee, now I verify the wind direction, pee downwind and still lean back to keep from peeing on my feet!

Try leaning forward. Might work better

I knew a guy back in the day that could piss about 30 feet. I lost that bet. After calling total B.S.

 

[Marietta tony]

Many many years ago at a 4 year old birthday party I said Kim is that your son Pissing off the deck? She said her husband was doing the potty training, every night they go out on the deck and let er rip like big boys. Next week they are going to try the toilet.

My reply, OK.