The Bad Advice Thread.

[Cartman]

I have a loaded muzzle loader - how do I get the load out?

Put a primer on the nipple and pull the damn trigger!!

 

[DMGun]

Put a primer in there and pull the damn trigger!!

I am not real sure that it is loaded. I looked down the barrel and held a lighter next to the nipple and I do not see any light...

 

[DinkyDau]

I am not real sure that it is loaded. I looked down the barrel and held a lighter next to the nipple and I do not see any light...

Now that is a knee slapper!! DD

 

[militaryrednek]

my girlfriend hasnt had me buy tampons for her in months and is getting fat....how do i tell her nicely to loose the weight?

 

[DinkyDau]

my girlfriend hasnt had me buy tampons for her in months and is getting fat....how do i tell her nicely to loose the weight?

A friend of mine told his wife and they are divorced now! DD

 

[TxBoyX2]

my girlfriend hasnt had me buy tampons for her in months and is getting fat....how do i tell her nicely to loose the weight?

Slap her on the ass, and yell, "And this little piggy went to the market!"

 

[2001SportTJ]

my girlfriend hasnt had me buy tampons for her in months and is getting fat....how do i tell her nicely to loose the weight?

Push her down the stairs and you won't have to say anything.

 

[Hayata]

Push her down the stairs and you won't have to say anything.

MAN!

 

[TxBoyX2]

Push her down the stairs and you won't have to say anything.

LMFAO! Wow. "Wanna help me out with my MMA practice? We're doing stomach kicks today...."

 

[militaryrednek]

did all that, shes still fat. but i got blood on the carpet, whats the best stain remover?