The Bad Advice Thread.

[Hayata]

I have a killer hangover and so far the mimosas and screwdrivers aren't working. What should I do?

Rub some bacon on it!

 

[Aikibiker65]

I have a killer hangover and so far the mimosas and screwdrivers aren't working. What should I do?

More vodka, less orange juice in the screwdriver. Repeat until desired results are achieved.

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Rub some bacon on it!

Mmmmm...bacon does cure everything!

 

[white]

Im in the er now after trying yalls advice. And worst of all my kid still has these hermit crabs.

 

[2001SportTJ]

More vodka, less orange juice in the screwdriver. Repeat until desired results are achieved.

That worked. I thought this was supposed to be the BAD advice thread???

 

[militaryrednek]

i took some Viagra last night, and im still ummmmmm "up"....what should i do?

 

[JWC]

i took some Viagra last night, and im still ummmmmm "up"....what should i do?

Run down the street naked shouting " it worked, it worked".

 

[TxBoyX2]

i took some Viagra last night, and im still ummmmmm "up"....what should i do?

Get a hooker, and a friend with a vid camera. Start your own porn site with the video.

 

[Hawkeye1059]

I have a loaded muzzle loader - how do I get the load out?

Pull the trigger

 

[Mortzos]

Whats the best way to run wiring from the power transformer to the house?

Speaker wire seems to work real well.

 

[2001SportTJ]

I just jumped off the dock into what I thought was a lot of water which turned out to be about 3' of water and now my foot is hurting real bad. What should I do?