The Close Shave

[napp]

An old guy walked into a barbershop looking for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and instructs the old fella to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When the barber finished, the old man says this was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but
he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

“That’s no problem,” the barber replied. “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”

 

[Torn]

That's funny.

 

[kingdaddy3247]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

 

[emptyMAGS]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

 

[Pistolier60]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

You have an uncanny grasp of the obvious. Lol

 

[mfoster]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

Thanks for letting us know

 

[BIKER13]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

did you have help with that?

 

[kingdaddy3247]

Thanks for letting us know

You are welcome kind sir.

did you have help with that?

I had to google it, if that's what you mean.

 

[Dingo]

Bahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gacowboy]

It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!

I don't know what is funnier , the joke or this reply ...lol..