It's funny because if other people swallowed it and yet he still has it, it means that the other people pooped it out and brought it back. That means the old guy put something in his mouth that other people pooped out. Ha! Poop joke!
I'm not piling on but I am going to guess you work regularly with people in:
1.) the State Legislature
2.) GDOT
3.) State Welfare Dept. (EBT)
4.) DMV