The religious people came to my house

[brad sweet]

nope uust random mane!

 

[Falcon1]

I live out in the middle of the woods so it was strange when my doorbell rang unexpected. So I freaked out for a min anyone that comes over just walks in the side door usaly without knocking any way I realized they wher on the front porch so I politely asks the two lady's how I could help them thinking they wher lost or something turns out they wanted me to join a Cherch I'll make a long story short I tied a beach towel around my neck like a cape removed my pants and tied my frends braw on my head like ear mufs I said I'm in let's go and proceeded to fallow them to the nabors so the nabor opens the door to the holly rollers i was skipping around in the front yard after a moment of confusion my nabour said something about them alerting the nabor hood watch and pointed at me then closed the door in their face the lady's got in the car and left without me

 

[brad sweet]

i read that 10 times.. i still have no clue what you said. and google translator failed me.

exactly

 

[EugenFJR]

So you didn't take the test, so who was the people that beat me in like when you join a gang

Thats a option ? I had to get sexed in for my ODT gang street cred.

 

[brad sweet]

yes, its just like a gang initiation ... the mods get a likkerred up and then just start wailin. thayze sum mean dudes there

might get thumped by sumac dildos..

 

[jimmythegem]

i read that 10 times.. i still have no clue what you said. and google translator failed me.

penuckle gets caught on breyers I got. Google that for some horrific pics.

 

[jimmythegem]

yes, its just like a gang initiation ... the mods get a likkerred up and then just start wailin. thayze sum mean dudes there

That'd be funny if I wasn't laughin so hard already.

 

[Targetmaster]

I live out in the middle of the woods so it was strange when my doorbell rang unexpected. So I freaked out for a min anyone that comes over just walks in the side door usaly without knocking any way I realized they wher on the front porch so I politely asks the two lady's how I could help them thinking they wher lost or something turns out they wanted me to join a Cherch I'll make a long story short I tied a beach towel around my neck like a cape removed my pants and tied my frends braw on my head like ear mufs I said I'm in let's go and proceeded to fallow them to the nabors so the nabor opens the door to the holly rollers i was skipping around in the front yard after a moment of confusion my nabour said something about them alerting the nabor hood watch and pointed at me then closed the door in their face the lady's got in the car and left without me

Actually, if you re-read it and separate the vowels from the syllables, nouns and pronouns, it makes a lot of sense

 

[woodstock]

might get thumped by sumac dildos..

Only if non lib gets involved

 

[brad sweet]

Actually, if you re-read it and separate the vowels from the syllables, nouns and pronouns, it makes a lot of sense

I tal k hundred proof to oo ....shine o0n