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things to do when you are retired
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Ever say "what did I come in here for ? "
I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF FRIDGE WITH JAR OF MAYONAISE AND HAM IN HAND AND WIFE ASKED WHAT I WAS DOING ! I TOLD HER I WAS TRYING FIGURE OUT WHERE I HAD JUST ATE A SANDWICH AN WAS PUTTING STUFF BACK IN FRIDGE OR IF I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A SANDWICH ! OF ALL THE THINGS IVE LOST THESE PASTE FEW YEARS I MISS MY MIND THE MOST !
I spend my time on ODT looking and laughing at all the crap you guys post on here.
I wish. After a broken back, dislocated shoulders and finally a fractured C5 from a hard opening (packer forgot to unstow the slider) that pinched my spinal cord I had to give it up. After a lot of epidural injections and therapy it is no longer pinched but the doc is afraid another hard opening would severe my spine. Goes back to that risk reward thing and I've got enough boogie t-shirts to last a life time. Miss it every day though.
I heard of a guy that went to see a doctor because his penis had turned orange.
The doctor took blood work and did a battery of medical tests, but he also asked the guy some questions about exposures to paint, dyes, and chemicals.
The patient said he never worked around any toxic chemicals pains or dyes.
He said he was retired, and he didn't work anywhere.
The doctor asked him about hobbies such as whether he worked in his garage or basement workshop with any paints or chemicals.
The guy said no; he said he had no hobbies.
So the doctor asked him
"if you have no hobbies and you are not working, what do you do all day?"
The guy answered:
" Sit around the house in my underwear.
And watch porn.
And eat Cheetos."
The doctor took blood work and did a battery of medical tests, but he also asked the guy some questions about exposures to paint, dyes, and chemicals.
The patient said he never worked around any toxic chemicals pains or dyes.
He said he was retired, and he didn't work anywhere.
The doctor asked him about hobbies such as whether he worked in his garage or basement workshop with any paints or chemicals.
The guy said no; he said he had no hobbies.
So the doctor asked him
"if you have no hobbies and you are not working, what do you do all day?"
The guy answered:
" Sit around the house in my underwear.
And watch porn.
And eat Cheetos."
