Thread for posting things that nobody cares about - Redux

[lostchild]

Not much of a story, just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Tis the season. They all go psycho at Christmas.

 

[JDS556762]

Wanna come piss mine off for me? I’m pretty busy and didn’t want to let her down

 

[JDS556762]

Oh wait I have plans of becoming belligerently drunk Saturday night at a campfire with my friends, I’m sure that’ll get her good and riled up at some point

 

[mcdougmd]

Website address for Hillary for President donations.

 

[bensskateshop]

I love / hate the holiday season.

 

[JDS556762]

As I work manual labor in the rain I make fun of rich people because I’m jealous

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Well, I've pissed my wife off, was hoping to avoid that this week.

True story. My daughter tells me about a conversation she had with my ex.

Ex: He pisses me off.
D: Your always mad at him. You're mad at him when he's sleeping.
Ex: That's because he's sleeping.

 

[troutman]

Well, I've pissed my wife off, was hoping to avoid that this week.

What I usually do is give my wife something to be mad about. That way I KNOW what she is mad about.

 

[2canSam]

3 cent nickel.

 

[Horsehat]

What I usually do is give my wife something to be mad about. That way I KNOW what she is mad about.

Oh, I know. Thankfully she doesn't have the stamina she used to. There were times she didn't speak to me for months.