Dachshund whipped Tiger's ass according to sources at the scene.
Somebody please post the 911 call audio...it's gotta be a hoot.
"911".
"Yes, I'd like to report a tiger attacking my dog."
"What kind of dog?"
"Dachshund. He's holding his own right now but hurry"
"Right. Sir, are you on any medications or have you been drinking?"
"Hell no and you better hurry before Fido hurts the tiger!"
"Ok, we will be right there. Hold please" (To his buddy while call on hold...you ain't gonna believe this!)
Clears throat. "Ok sir we are sending officers and animal control...and a psychiatrist. Don't do anything till we get there."
Somebody please post the 911 call audio...it's gotta be a hoot.
"911".
"Yes, I'd like to report a tiger attacking my dog."
"What kind of dog?"
"Dachshund. He's holding his own right now but hurry"
"Right. Sir, are you on any medications or have you been drinking?"
"Hell no and you better hurry before Fido hurts the tiger!"
"Ok, we will be right there. Hold please" (To his buddy while call on hold...you ain't gonna believe this!)
Clears throat. "Ok sir we are sending officers and animal control...and a psychiatrist. Don't do anything till we get there."
