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Waxing the Dolphin 101
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Welp, I learned a new phrase today . . .
Side note: I don't suggest googling that.
Side note: I don't suggest googling that.
Sing to tune of The Macarena
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone.
Go and grab a Penthouse —its the one with Sharon Stone.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been.
Hey, Masturbata!
...Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Read more: Adam Sandler - Masturbata Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Song on YouTube:
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Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone.
Go and grab a Penthouse —its the one with Sharon Stone.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been.
Hey, Masturbata!
...Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Read more: Adam Sandler - Masturbata Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Song on YouTube:
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