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What to take to unwind / relax without alcohol or THC

Like the guy that came into a bar, sat down, said:
Bartender, set me up 5 straight shots of bourbon.
Bartender says, you must be celebrating something?
Guy says... My first blow job.
Bartender: man, that's fantastic, let me buy you a drink, too.
Guy replies, No thanks, if 5 shots won't get that taste out of my mouth, don't think one more would help.
Y'all ain't right........
 
I never relax. I'm always wound up tighter than rubberbands on a golf ball. That being said I do enjoy a cup of SleepyTime Tea and honey before bedtime.
 
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