Whats the worst physical pain you've ever felt?

[captdave77]

As a 13 year old riding my bicycle down a very steep 1/8 mile long very rough trail my butt slipped off the seat and feet slipped off the petals. I rode the 8 mile (1/8 mile felt like 8 mile) on the cross bar bouncing up and down on the boys for what seemed like an hour when I finally veered off the trail into a briar tree. I never felt the 100 or so briars, just remember my boys.........

You still had kids?

 

[JRS58]

Can't think of anything worse than a real bad toothache.

 

[FrogMan]

I have had a nail removed without a working anesthetic that one is definitely high on my list of unfortunate pains. Just imagine a surgical knife being shoved under your nail then wiggled around and for the final attraction pointy pliers shoved in ther grab the nail and pulling it out.

 

[8675309]

bbq chicken arm has everyone beat

 

[Kalashnikov]

I will ad my number 3 since I was reminded of it a few posts up. Back 20 years or so I opened my beer bottles on the edge of a concrete slab atop of a brick half wall as a normal routine. One day I noticed the top of the bottle was chipped but in my typical dumbass half lit self I drank it anyway I thought nothing more of it after a 18 to 30 beer bender I crashed. The next morning I went to the head for my normal bladder evacuation and had a nice steady stream of blood colored urine accompanied by a nice burning sensation so I thought oh **** std and made a pilgrimage to the local urgent care facility. The doctor swabbed poked and prodded and said there appears to be a foreign object in your urethra lets get a xray. The pain was pretty stout at this point and the verdict came back that damn piece of glass had somehow worked its way through and had become lodged mid way down my junk and needed to be removed. Without further hesitation a pair of narrow clamps were used ti retrieve the foreign object, it was a 1/2 to 9/16" crescent shaped razor sharp piece of a Sol Bohemian beer bottle that cut its way from its cozy resting place midway up my Johnson to the hole. The doctor asked if I remembered consuming it and of course I was in a moment of clarity and did remember. He said after, if he had known he might have been able to break it up before removal. Instead I pissed blood and had a extreme burning sensation for a few days. I much prefer cans now!

 

[gkelle4]

This wasnt too bad actually just wanted to share the pic honestly

 

[DieselBare7711]

Can't think of the "worst" pain I've felt - felt many. The worst pain I've ever seen someone in was at a wreck scene back in early 2000s in Chattooga County Georgia. A driver was operating a motorcycle, negotiating a curve. An SUV, I think it was a Nissan Pathfinder, was making a left turn. The Nissan started to turn and the motorcyclist struck the Nissan in the front driver's side fender area. The motorcyclist's right shin bone/leg was caught between the back of the front fender where it meets the front of the driver's door. The lower half of the motorcyclist's leg, from knee down, was ripped off and mostly bone was hanging/stuck in this "door jam." The motorcyclist was thrown about 10-15 yards from the vehicles. I have pictures somewhere of the guy's leg in the door of the SUV...he survived but had to have his leg amputated. Up until that point, I wanted a Harley.

 

[Wolf six]

I bet some of you guys are a party at the airport. I'll pray for y'all's safety tonight.

 

[Tex06]

1) I once hit a girl's pelvis while in full stroke mode and bruised the mushroom. I had a black and blue mark the size of a dime.

Yeah, them skinny chicks you gotta be careful with. Makes you wanna curl up and cry for a minute.
Wasn't coming off a horse at a dead run and hitting a mesquite tree headfirst and biting through my tongue.
Wasn't cutting my right arm open with a chainsaw at age 13 off a kickback (47 stitches in 3 layers!)
Wasn't blown ligaments in my left hand after a tackle in a rugby game (Still think UGA are a bunch of p*****s!)
Definitely wasn't the two dislocated ribs and road rash after my motorcycle accident this year (knocked out on I-20, woman hit me with a Malibu doing 75. I totaled her front end with my body, why she didn't do the same to me I will never know)

It was burning my feet by running on astroturf for freakin' Greek Week. Ya know that pair of old tennis shoes you had that "talked" when you walked? The soles of my feet did that from the burns....as the nurse put it "you could have stuck them in a campfire for 30 seconds and the burns would have been less severe". As another poster noted, they don't play with that brush. I picked green specs out of my feet for most of the 2 weeks I was in a wheelchair.

 

[zachandbella]

Splinter under my thumb nail.