First mistake was crossing the red without his line badge. Second, was calling it "his jet". He signed for it just prior to his sortie. He signed it back over to maintenance after landing.
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Experienced grunts don't believe that for a second. One of the smartest men I ever met told me a simple but brilliant truth. "Just because you're in the field, doesn't mean you have to be uncomfortable."Sad? Hell no. Reality!!! I love it.
Only a grunt would see sleeping on dirt as preferable to sleeping on a bed in an actual building. LOL
You joined the AF because,
You Look good in a
Bus Driver hat?
Here is my funny Air Force story. Went TDY to Alaska for Brim Frost exercise. I was at the Elmendorf AFB chow hall, or what ever the AF equivalent is called for breakfast. I was standing in line and as I get to the first man behind the counter he says "How do you want your eggs?" I was dumbfounded, so I said "On the ****ing plate would be good." He said "No sir, I mean how do you want them cooked?" WHAT????? These AF dudes get to choose how their food is cooked????? FML!!!! I said I wanted a omelet....got it.....and giggled all the way to the table! When I sat down I saw a 5x7 card in a holder in the center of the table. It read "Please do not bus your own table"........I laughed out loud! Then I thought again FML! The AF, they may not be the greenest.....but they sure know how to live!
Oh man the brown! LOLNow that there is funny.
When I enlisted it was big, gray industrial desks. No holes for routing computer cables because we didn't have computers. I think our supply squadrons were starting to use them.
Also, all the different buildings on base were painted pale shades of blue, green, red and yellow. It was like a stoned Jackson Polack wanna-be had run amok. Then Gen Creech became commander of TAC. Within months everything was a tan color with a dark brown stripe. Creech Brown was a fixture for over 20 years