Why you shouldn't make Laxguy one of your trustees

[Laxguy59]

the member Geriatric fool made me one of his trustees for some god forsaken unknown reason. Today I picked up both his Octane 45 and my Octane 45. These are the text messages that ensued.

Laxguy- Figured you were a desert eagle kind of guy and I bored your Octane to 50cal on my drill press. You can thank me later

Laxguy- Say hello to the new Octane Compact Model!
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Laxguy- Want some muzzle brakes for recoil? Don't worry I got a steady hand.
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Laxguy- Time for a new space age coating!
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Geriatricfool- I ****ing hate you right now

 

[nbarnett]

bahahahaha you guys crack me up

 

[geriatric fool]

Don't you have school to study for, or a Mosin to bubba?

 

[militaryrednek]

bahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Laxguy59]

Don't you have school to study for, or a Mosin to bubba?

rest easy, yours hasn't even come out of the box yet.

 

[geriatric fool]

I forgot you also sent me this message:

Laxguy - HAHAHAH don't worry I shoved it in my anus for safe keeping.

 

[Laxguy59]

I forgot you also sent me this message:

you sound like a man determined to spend his sunday without gunpowder all over his hands.

 

[jwhited]

Son, my gland is swelling with pride. You're well on your way to becoming a proper lawyer.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

you sound like a man determined to spend his sunday without gunpowder all over his hands.

Bring his can tomorrow. I'm sure I can find something to swap you for it.