Words you don't want to hear

[Justin87]

Heard them today.

"Our schools are going virtual"

 

[Reloadhby]

Or, at my age, “”Honey, I’m pregnant.”

I had a girl April fools me with that years back, she let it ride all day then laughed her butt off. I Broke up with her the next week.

 

[emptyMAGS]

Standing next to a guy at a urinal when he says “nice watch”.....

 

[heystranger]

Mechanic: Well that didnt fix the problem...

 

[nduffey]

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Yep, that’s worse....I think.

 

[wozeyjales]

"will the defendant please rise".