You know it's a FLOP when OP uses "clever titles" in ads, like...

[Don231s]

In the text of the ad:

"Up for your consideration is a...."

Whatever follows that statement is most likely bull****.

 

[CZ Fan]

I was just kidding, didn't realize it's a current reality. Oh geez.

Ohh, no. It was real.

 

[Salmonfacesalad]

I'm using all these phrases/quotes in my next ad, whether my item is priced good or not. I assume it'll get all kinds of looks.

 

[woodstock]

How about the ones with

THIS GUN HAS BREASTS

THIS GUN WAS USED BY PUTIN

THIS GUN WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE

 

[fattboyzz]

Consecutive serial numbers makes the price double

 

[Leatherhead]

'This rifle is unsafe'

 

[Don231s]

'This rifle is unsafe'

I see what you did there.

 

[medium187mph]

Grey* Gray* Grehy*

Glock for hundreds over retail....

 

[6Bones]

"Package" - I've tossed in a bunch of stuff I can't use and may not even be for this gun in order to justify my price which is likely higher than retail.

 

[YOTESHOOTER]

Customized "SNIPER RIFLE"...