Zombie Nazis riding vampire dinosaurs are attacking, what do you grab?

[SuperMario92]

There are zombies? What the hell are you going to do? Grab an M1 or M1A and a couple hundred rounds of 30-06 or .308 and save the world? Face it man, you're ****ed. Even if YOU do survive all the women that survive without won't be Angelina Jolies in a PVC body suit and matching HKs. They'll be tough muscular women with 5 o'clock shadow. ****. Grab the steak tacos, a 12 pack, a bag of coke, a pretty woman and a 9mm with one round. Might as well go out painlessly and with tacos.

 

[Shemp]

Guys...come on...I knew there would be much heckling over the ridiculousness of my premise but I did want some real suggestions between Mini G nd M1A. If there ever really were zombie Nazis riding Vampire dinosaurs my silver-chained chainsaw bayonets would do the trick!

 

[BIKER13]

Dinosaurs are pretty easy to kill.Shoot the legs. after all when is the last time you saw one? 22lr hoard now

 

[Survivor Johnny]

In for brontosaurus burgers

 

[Shemp]

Dinosaurs are pretty easy to kill.Shoot the legs. after all when is the last time you saw one? 22lr hoard now

Flawless Victory

 

[SuperMario92]

Guys...come on...I knew there would be much heckling over the ridiculousness of my premise but I did want some real suggestions between Mini G nd M1A. If there ever really were zombie Nazis riding Vampire dinosaurs my silver-chained chainsaw bayonets would do the trick!

Are you going for practicality or cool factor? If I had to choose I'd go with the Mini G. Although some people might call it blasphemy to modify a Garand.

 

[Shemp]

Are you going for practicality or cool factor? If I had to choose I'd go with the Mini G. Although some people might call it blasphemy to modify a Garand.

More practicality. I'd have no issues taking either a Garand or an M1A to assault Hitler's moon base but I can only have one at the moment.

 

[hikingthehills]

M1A!

 

[Badger]

Quit eatin chili at midnight and put up the comic books and they will go away.

 

[Survivor Johnny]

In the given scenario, can't I just use my light saber?